QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS SITE

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Drax

Any rules on siggys? Image size? Whether or not they're allowed? Text line limit? Text size limit?

Did you look around at all before you joined? No, you can't put that avatar in you signature.

[Elspode]

Hey, the drugs have worn off, and I just noticed that the Meta header has changed...when did that happen?

[Drax]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Did you look around at all before you joined?

Ummm...yeah. No rules about graphic siggies though:

There are only three RULES of the Cellar.

1. Do not try to break the law using the Cellar.
2. Do not try to break the Cellar.
3. Do not be "intolerably irritating".

The meaning of that last item is of course open to interpretation. But basically, if you are a troll, attention whore, moron, spammer, single-issue hammer, or otherwise want to hurt or "test" this community, you WILL be removed and banned.

If you post a link on your first post, expect your message to disappear, and your account to be banned. If you post a message that looks like a pitch in any way, expect your message to disappear. If you post a "real" message on your first post, and a pitch message on your second, expect both messages to disappear. We are extremely effective at this, and we are paying attention.

Lastly, this is a forum for adults, and we assume the content here is likely to be obscene or possibly offensive. All messages express the views of the people who wrote them.

I also need clarification on rule 2.

[glatt]

Originally Posted by Drax

Ummm...yeah. No rules about graphic siggies though:

You'll find that rule 3 can cover a lot of things without having to spell them all out.

[Drax]

Originally Posted by glatt

You'll find that rule 3 can cover a lot of things without having to spell them all out.

I know what rule 3 is all about. I'm asking about rule 2.

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by Drax

I also need clarification on rule 2.

Always be gentle and kind to the Cellar. Do not shoot holes in the walls. Never subject the Cellar to globothermonuclear war. Wash hands before leaving the restroom. Etc.

[Drax]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Always be gentle and kind to the Cellar.

Sarcasm is an unacceptable answer.

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by Drax

Sarcasm is an unacceptable answer.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Cellar.

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by Drax

Sarcasm is an unacceptable answer.

In whose opinion? To me, sarcasm is the best kind of answer when using humor to extinguish the flame of a silly question.

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by Drax

Ummm...yeah. No rules about graphic siggies though

Rules schmules- did you see any graphic siggies? If they were allowed, there would have been someone sporting one.

You can go for ASCII art or smilies, though.

[xoxoxoBruce]

But, but, There was no sign in the lobby saying I couldn't shit in the theater.