How come there aren't more pictures of Labrat's ass on the cellar?

[richlevy]

Let this be a lesson about the Internet. I'm not sure how long UT archives, but tools like the Wayback Machine will probably keep Cellar threads indefinitely. I doubt UT has my posts from the Cellar dial-up days, but I was one of the first in line when the HTTP version of the Cellar came online.

Not to inject politics into a fine sex thread, but because of my postings on the Cellar, I am unelectable to public office in:

Georgia
Alabama (also Uzbekistan which has a remarkably similar electorate)
Mississippi
South Dakota
parts of Colorado
(list continues)

Of course I'd rather hang myself than live in many of those places, so no great loss.

This will make my future Supreme Court nomination rather dicey. I'm pretty sure that's why Clarence Thomas posts here as SteveDallas.