Meat

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Originally Posted by limey

Oh, and cowhead, you'll be sorry when they do start catching stuff, nothing worse than stepping on cold (or warm!) entrails in your bare feet in the dead (ho ho) of night ...

Some things are almost as bad....

A few days before we got married, my wedding dress-to-be was hung on the back of the bedroom door. A deep purple and black ballgown with a black taffeta overskirt.

We awoke one morning to find black shreds all over the bedroom.

I was so relieved to find the squelchy carcass of the blackbird whose feathers they were.

Our cats also brought in live squirrels and pigeons through the catflap. The mess made by a terrified pigeon trapped under a bed by two toying cats is fowl.