This is a practical joke

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

so.....this needs some explainin'

here's what i'm imagining:

you found your ex cheating......and somehow got a hold of the bit on the side's grandmother's ring......so you put it up your butt?

that's awesome. did you fish it out with his toothbrush?

Something like that

We had an on & off relationship and she was his ex. I came back from a weekend away to hear a message on his answerphone saying she had left her ring and to be careful with it, it was the one her Grandmother gave her, blahblahblah.

It was pure bad luck on his part - I wasn't listening to his messages, I was actually there when the call came through and heard it was it was recorded. I wouldn't have known she's been there otherwise - he could have claimed that the ring had been there for ages.

Anyway I found it (under the bed) and put it on the mantlepiece where it wouldn't get hoovered up, ready for him to post back to her. It just happened to find its way into my ring first. Made me smile for ages thinking of her with stinkfinger.

And yes I know I should have been mad at him not her (and I was!) but I thought I was in love.

[Elspode]

Elspode makes mental note not to piss off SG.