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Old 02-27-2007, 07:44 AM   #1
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Is not. hey. You live in Ohio, too, right? You two could split my ticket.
I don't know, what do YOU think Brianna? What's in it for us?
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:27 PM   #2
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I don't know, what do YOU think Brianna? What's in it for us?
Oh, good Lord. Do I have to draw you a picture? Are my endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor simply not brazen enough? Haven't I demonstrated myself to be a sensitive, caring and intelligent male with a thirst for what you ladies have to offer?

Don't you know by now that I want...






...you to consider becoming an Amway distributor?
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:55 PM   #3
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Don't you know by now that I want...

...you to consider becoming an Amway distributor?
Baby, you couldn't handle my amway!
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:28 PM   #4
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Baby, you couldn't handle my amway!
Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!

Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!

[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:03 PM   #5
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Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!

Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!

[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]
I'm not even sure what all this means but I AM pretty sure that I need a shower after reading it!
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Old 02-27-2007, 01:46 PM   #6
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Do I have to draw you a picture? Are my endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor simply not brazen enough?
Oddly, this is why I love you best--your endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor---it's intoxicating!

Begs the question (sorry, channeling MaggieL coz I hate myself right now): why do I like code so much?

Am probably terribly warped.
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