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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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A family had decided to go on a nudist holiday together, so the parents walked around their house naked for a week to acclimatise their young son to the human form.
His only reaction was to point to his Mummy's pubis and say, "What's that?" "That's my hedgehog," she replied. All was going well at the camp, until one day the little boy came in from playing, crying his little eyes out. "What's wrong?" asked his Father. The little boy pointed to an old woman walking past, "I think someone ran over that lady's hedgehog, " said the boy, "All its guts are hanging out!"
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
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Well, I've only seen healthy ones -- and they do look like orchids about the labia minora parts, so Bob Heinlein and I agree there -- taco-shaped orchids.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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the cute little shy ones are typically the freaky ones.
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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i like my tattoos. both of them i had thought about long and hard for over a year before i got them.
right deltoid of my own design of an ankh with infinity symbol. chest tattoo of the constellation orion (2 months ago)
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Me getting a tattoo is akin to taking a black magic marker to the Mona Lisa.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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hee, hee! me, too, shawnee! Only mine would be more like taking a black magic marker to Munch's "the SCREAM".
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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ch'yeah.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Your Invisible Rabbit Friend
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Betwixt and Between
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When I was younger I thought a tattoo would be cool to have... but never had the opportunity to get what I wanted... mostly due to the types of jobs I had and the locations I wanted the tattoos... I almost got one when I quite Corporate America and joind the ranks of music store clerks... but then I met Flint...
Here is his Tattoo and the reason why you'll never see a tattoo on my body: ![]() Now let me elaborate... that is a "wedding band" from his former "marriage" (lasted less than a year)... we've tried to get rid of it and haven't had a whole lot of luck. I can only hope it helps our daughter make better decisions about them when she is older... |
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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Not keen on chopping the finger off?
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Your Invisible Rabbit Friend
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Betwixt and Between
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Believe me there have been days.
We have contemplated excision, but we don't want to do anything that might limit mobility... he kinda likes the use of all his fingers... sorta helps with the drumming and all... funny that. It is a hard lesson learned... and supporting evidence for the theory that tattoos related to relationships are like curses (although in his case I think it had less to do with a curse and more to do with an idiot... I guess that is lucky for me though) |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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And my goal is to have it replaced with an actual scar.
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