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Old 02-01-2007, 09:52 AM   #1
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I need to come up with something that I can do in the car on the way to work (so sex is out)
don;t try to tell me you never rubbed one out while driving, cuz i won;t believe it.
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:57 PM   #2
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don;t try to tell me you never rubbed one out while driving, cuz i won;t believe it.
I've been pleasured while driving on numerous occasions, actually, but achieving the same for my female companions seems to be rather problematic.

*I* am perfectly capable of coming and going at the same time, though.
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:08 PM   #3
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By pure chance I got holidays and bought my airplane ticket to fly up to Finland. Only later I noticed that I would be with my girlfriend on Valentines Day. I'm completly out of practise of such things
But it seems they don't celebrate Valentine that much in Finland. We go to some restaurant she knows. I'll try to get some flowers. I thought about buying her a gift (ipod), but even before remembering Valentines day. And if we find a place we^ll go dancing that evening. She's quite of a good dancer and that's how we really met. I'm looking forward to Valentines day
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:44 PM   #4
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The 15th is our wedding aniversary (9th, I think ) but Jim will be working I'm sure. Maybe we'll celebrate on the 14th this year like everyone else, but we'll save our dinner at Krazy Kats for a less crowded night. (although the V-day menu looks really good...)
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Old 02-10-2007, 07:18 PM   #5
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Valentine's day...

evening will be spent in class...may invest in gallon of fattening ice cream, salty chips, and gooey chocolate, all to be eaten while staring at computer screen watching fellow classmates ask stupid questions.

Afterwards, may watch tasteful, airbrushed, candlelit porn to remind self what sex is, if can find key to safe where porn is hidden from inquisitive (read: nosy) children.

If lucky, husband will call or email from Bahrain- not lucky very often. He *did* send the kids personalized chocolate bars and ordered them a Wii, so at least *someone* in this house is feelin' the love!
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