Humor...I Need Humor...

[BrianR]

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to
> marry the little girl across
> the street. The father, being modern and
> well-schooled in handling children,
> hid his smile behind his hand.
>
> "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought
> it out completely?"
>
> "Yes," his young son answered "We can spend one
> week in my room and the next
> in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run
> home if I get scared of
> the dark."
>
> "How about transportation? "How about transp
>
> "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"
> the little boy answered.
> The boy had an answer to every question the father
> raised.
>
> Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What
> about babies? When you're
> married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
>
> "We've thought about that, too," the little boy
> replied. "We're not going to
> have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going
> to step on it!"

[Ronald Cherrycoke]

"One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building... I turned it... and the whole building started up.... So I drove it around.... A policeman stopped me for going too fast... He said, 'Where do you live?'... I said, 'Right here'... Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway."


Steven Wright

[Explicit]

Originally Posted by Ronald Cherrycoke

"One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building... I turned it... and the whole building started up.... So I drove it around.... A policeman stopped me for going too fast... He said, 'Where do you live?'... I said, 'Right here'... Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway."


Steven Wright

LOL