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Old 12-22-2006, 12:26 PM   #1
lumberjim
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i'm 6'2" ,280-290lbs. i have a 30" inseam(i know ...it's fucked up). i can palm a basketball. my hat size is 7 5/8. size 13 feet. i have practically no ass at all. my chest size is 54. my ring size is 11. my navel is one knuckle deep. my cock is 18" tall.
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:34 PM   #2
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my cock is 18" tall but only 2" diameter. it looks like a radio antenna and jinx uses it to open the car door when she locks her keys inside
Ewwww - TMI?!
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