getting up at 5 am to go wait in line at best buy for a bargain

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Originally Posted by JayMcGee

have already been banned from several local supermarkets for walking off and leaving full trolleys in the overlong till queues.

Originally Posted by Undertoad

The math was all wrong.

10 minutes to wait.

Versus 10 minutes to drive to the next market. 45 more minutes to fill another cart. 5 minutes to check out.

Right, you gotta get some satisfaction at least, like overturning the whole cart full of groceries right there in the middle of the floor, wait for a manager to show up and then spit in his face, walk to your car and casually drive off, as a gaggle of angry employees charge into a delayed reaction, racing into the parking lot, beating on your windows and vociferously demanding something unspecified, as you skip to the chillest track on your favorite Steely Dan CD and fire up a big fat joint. What is this town coming to?