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Old 12-18-2006, 04:10 AM   #1
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freshnesschronic, you're normal. Don't lay a guilt trip on yourself for being horny. She should realize, she's lucky you aren't getting it elsewhere.
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Old 12-18-2006, 09:44 AM   #2
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freshnesschronic, you're normal. Don't lay a guilt trip on yourself for being horny. She should realize, she's lucky you aren't getting it elsewhere.
If I got it elsewhere she'd "Cut off my cock" (Borat reference)!
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:16 AM   #3
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Still, I think she should realize that your willingness to continue the relationship long-distance is a step up in commitment in and of itself. The head of the Office of Retention told all of us to get on the phone that evening and terminate any relationships we had still lingering from back home. Now take into account that we're in a much tougher program than most college kids and what he was trying to say was "You absolutly cannot afford to spend 2 hours every evening on the phone with your SO, so to avoid the breakup happening the night before an exam, turn it off NOW"
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:20 AM   #4
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The head of the Office of Retention? They have water pill office?
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Old 12-19-2006, 10:36 PM   #5
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The head of the Office of Retention? They have water pill office?
It's actually spelled "Orafice of Retention"...sometimes referred to as "anal retention".
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