12/16/2002: Paki passenger train

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If a Paki train is travelling at 60 miles per hour due west at 2 pm, with 250 people clinging to the outter chassis, and there is a camel walking due east at 6 miles per hour Paralell to the train track at 2:15, how many of the chassis riders wear American T-shirts and drink Coke?

255, the other five had to go piss off the side of the train from drinking too much Coke.

At what point does the track contract under the shadow of the camel to allow a McGoat meal to be digested by the lefthanded riders?

2:45:33 CST