Trying to outsmart a squirrel - Page 2

Big Sarge · 04-22-2011, 11:12 PM

it's pretty easy to get rid of them. get a 5 gallon can of gas and pour it all around your attic. let it soak into your insulation. next time you hear the little f'ers, toss a match in the attic. problem solved!!!

ZenGum · 04-23-2011, 09:44 PM

Why wait? Just burn down your house now. That'll stop the little bastards.

TheMercenary · 04-25-2011, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Why wait? Just burn down your house now. That'll stop the little bastards.

"You insensitive bastard! I haz a depressive condition that makes me want to burn squirrels."

squirell nutkin · 04-24-2011, 07:42 PM

ha ha!

Bitches!

ZenGum · 04-24-2011, 08:25 PM

Happy Monkey · 04-25-2011, 12:24 PM

You can't outsmart a squirrel, because no matter how much smarter you are, the squirrel will devote 100% of its life to winning.

Like Charlie Sheen.

plthijinx · 04-26-2011, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

You can't outsmart a squirrel, because no matter how much smarter you are, the squirrel will devote 100% of its life to winning.

Like Charlie Sheen.

or kinda like a prison inmate. mcgyver be damned! we did it! if one didn't know how, the other could invent a way it could be!

(psssst, poison em!)

Glinda · 04-26-2011, 10:42 AM

Nah. Just get one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb7KReY6Eg

monster · 04-25-2011, 05:38 PM

Do they sell their blood?

squirell nutkin · 04-25-2011, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Do they sell their blood?

No, but I will loan you some plasma if you promise not to stretch it out.

monster · 04-25-2011, 10:26 PM

I will promise no such thing

squirell nutkin · 04-25-2011, 10:45 PM

I just remembered, I sent my plasma to the cleaners, so it's a moot point.

monster · 04-26-2011, 11:55 AM

Is that the squirrelapult? I'm afraid to click it.....

plthijinx · 04-26-2011, 12:02 PM

yeah on the snow covered balcony...classic vid!

Glinda · 04-26-2011, 12:16 PM

I particularly enjoy the music it's been set to. *evil grin* I want to meet those people and roast a hobo with them, or something.

04-22-2011, 11:12 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	it's pretty easy to get rid of them. get a 5 gallon can of gas and pour it all around your attic. let it soak into your insulation. next time you hear the little f'ers, toss a match in the attic. problem solved!!! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-23-2011, 09:44 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Why wait? Just burn down your house now. That'll stop the little bastards. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-24-2011, 07:42 PM	#4
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	ha ha! Bitches! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-24-2011, 08:25 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-25-2011, 12:24 PM	#6
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	You can't outsmart a squirrel, because no matter how much smarter you are, the squirrel will devote 100% of its life to winning. Like Charlie Sheen. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-26-2011, 10:42 AM	#8
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Nah. Just get one of these... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb7KReY6Eg

04-25-2011, 05:38 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Do they sell their blood? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-25-2011, 10:26 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I will promise no such thing __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-25-2011, 10:45 PM	#12
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I just remembered, I sent my plasma to the cleaners, so it's a moot point. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-26-2011, 11:55 AM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Is that the squirrelapult? I'm afraid to click it..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 12:02 PM	#14
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	yeah on the snow covered balcony...classic vid! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-26-2011, 12:16 PM	#15
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I particularly enjoy the music it's been set to. evil grin I want to meet those people and roast a hobo with them, or something.

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