American Phrases

BigV · 11-15-2006, 11:33 AM

So dumb he couldn’t pour pee out of a boot if there were directions on the toe saying tip up.
If I have to explain this one, I’m talking about you.

Looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Busier than a two tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

Busier than a one armed paper hanger

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Rode hard and put away wet

God bless your pointed little head

Rides the short bus

Fine as paint
Pretty fine/smooth/well.

Hook, line and sinker; rod, reel and arm.
I’ll see your everything and raise you.

Like white on rice
How tenaciously one will follow or stick to

Btw, mrnoodle, bodacious goes with ta-tas

11-15-2006, 11:33 AM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	So dumb he couldn’t pour pee out of a boot if there were directions on the toe saying tip up. If I have to explain this one, I’m talking about you. Looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Busier than a two tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs Busier than a one armed paper hanger Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest Rode hard and put away wet God bless your pointed little head Rides the short bus Fine as paint Pretty fine/smooth/well. Hook, line and sinker; rod, reel and arm. I’ll see your everything and raise you. Like white on rice How tenaciously one will follow or stick to Btw, mrnoodle, bodacious goes with ta-tas __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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