How do you flirt?

Clodfobble · 11-07-2006, 01:08 PM

Don't worry Els, my husband is clueless about his flirting too. He always thought he was just being friendly. One day, back when we were dating, he came home and said, "We should hang out sometime with Amanda, she really likes you."

"Huh? I barely know Amanda."

"I know, but she asks about you everytime I see her, 'How are things going with your girlfriend, how are you two doing...?'"

"Honey. That's because she's interested in you and is desperately hoping that someday the answer will be, 'Oh no, actually, we broke up.'"

"What?!"

"Yeah, she's been desperate to jump your bones since long before you were dating me. I thought you knew. She definitely does not want to hang out with me, I assure you."

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11-07-2006, 01:08 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Don't worry Els, my husband is clueless about his flirting too. He always thought he was just being friendly. One day, back when we were dating, he came home and said, "We should hang out sometime with Amanda, she really likes you." "Huh? I barely know Amanda." "I know, but she asks about you everytime I see her, 'How are things going with your girlfriend, how are you two doing...?'" "Honey. That's because she's interested in you and is desperately hoping that someday the answer will be, 'Oh no, actually, we broke up.'" "What?!" "Yeah, she's been desperate to jump your bones since long before you were dating me. I thought you knew. She definitely does not want to hang out with me, I assure you."

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