What do you look like RFN!??

[Shawnee123]

The look on your face is priceless!

Can we get a monster over here? We need a lolDwellar on aisle 8!

[jester]

uh - when's the last time you changed your calendar?

or is that one of those "12 month" things

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by jester

uh - when's the last time you changed your calendar?

And don't tell us it was at the same time you changed your underwear.

[monster]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

The look on your face is priceless!

Can we get a monster over here? We need a lolDwellar on aisle 8!

hmmmm

[Uisge Beatha]

Hey, you can joke about my underwear, but leave my calendar out of this! :p
Yeah, it's a twelve-monther.

[Shawnee123]

lol...I found myself leafing through my non-twelve-monther to see if the dates coincided. Sherlock Holmesy-like.

Now, did that zuke come in a Target bag?

[jester]

HLJ - sending the coke right now - you want that in a cup, can or bottle?

not from target (his pocket):p

[Uisge Beatha]

Astounding, Holmes! Does nothing escape you?

Actually, I had to go check. I just used the bag my friend had used and didn't even know what it was.

[HungLikeJesus]

jester - what's interesting is that you posted this:

Originally Posted by jester

i like the zucchini - is that your weapon of choice?

while I was writing this:

Originally Posted by HLJ

That reminds me of the joke with the two nuns and the cucumbers.

Then we both posted these simultaneously:

Originally Posted by jester

uh - when's the last time you changed your calendar?

or is that one of those "12 month" things

Originally Posted by HLJ

Where did they find fresh zuchini in December?

jester - you owe me a Coke.

[If two people say the same thing at the same time, they can prevent bad luck by saying, "Jinx, you owe me a Coke."]

Are you monitoring my brain?

[jester]

Originally Posted by HLJ

jester - what's interesting is that you posted this:


while I was writing this:



Then we both posted these simultaneously:





Are you monitoring my brain?

that must be my psychic ability

and later i was thinking about the "powder":p

[Uisge Beatha]

While I was at it, I decided to measure that beast -- 18 inches long and almost 5 inches in diameter! Damn, I've got to find out what kind of fertilizer does this.

(Yes, I know there will be all kinds of interpretations of that statement.)

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Now, did that zuke come in a Target bag?

Shawnee, that was your chance to claim your psychic powers.

Originally Posted by jester

HLJ - sending the coke right now - you want that in a cup, can or bottle?

not from target (his pocket):p

Just a little envelope is fine. I think I have a straw around here somewhere.

[Uisge Beatha]

Oh, good grief! What have I gotten myself into?

[jinx]

I love them grilled - but not when they get big like that.

[Uisge Beatha]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Of course they did, everyone who grows them is looking to give them away. Nobody actually grows them to eat, just to throw at their neighbor trying to borrow the mower.

Oh, and since this thing is too big to throw without risking a homicide charge, he had to bring it to work. Now I get it.