Sexual history doesn't matter? Who would marry a porn star?

[mrnoodle]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I'm torn - I kinda have a little crush on noodle coz he's hawt, but I would probably scare the bejesus outta him n that amuses me

I really don't think I'm much of a looker. I've got a huge misshapen head and no upper lip. But your compliment is greatly appreciated

As for scaring me, good luck. I hang out with death metal bands. Wearing a "Satan sucks" tshirt from a local biker church. Plus they're all gay for me.

I fear nothing but spiders and mimes.