Rejection Hotline

[skysidhe]

I've put people off for so long I've forgotten how to be interested.

I only like funny. I don't like puppy eyes, hey babys or superficial compliments. I wear a silver ring on my finger that says I am not available but then I wear many silver rings. I am sure I glow 'unavailable' by now so I don't need a number to turn someone off. Interestingly mean way to do it though.


There is this one person at work. I think he looks like my ex to me. I think he has noticed I have noticed him. Perhaps he thinks I am interested.
*cringe*
I was wondering what to say if he gets too chummy. Should I say "hey, you remind me of my ex." Then I imagine him asking what happened to him and I say, "Oh, He's a bum and I never have anything to do with him."
Then he looks crushed or suprised and I say,"Yeah, buddy, sorry about that but have a nice night anyway."


edit ...I would never actually be that mean. I am too soft for my own good.