Acting Job

xoxoxoBruce · 06-14-2006, 08:58 PM

sycomunkeyx, practice, practice, practice.
What acting have you done?
What are you taking in school?
You watched the Tony Awards, didn't you?
Welcome to the Cellar.

Elspode · 06-14-2006, 09:50 PM

1) Learn to sing...loud. On Broadway, volume and projection are everything. Later, you put some personality into your voice, and wham! You're home free. Remember Ethel Merman? Voice like a longshoreman, but she was *big* on Broadway.

2) Dance. Dance a lot. Dance well. On Broadway, if you can't dance, you're screwed. If you're a female, make sure you have long legs so that you are more impressive at cattle calls.

3) Learn to be an excellent waiter so that you don't starve or have to live outside or pimp yourself while you're struggling to get a break on Broadway.

4) Take acting lessons. Seriously.

06-14-2006, 08:58 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	sycomunkeyx, practice, practice, practice. What acting have you done? What are you taking in school? You watched the Tony Awards, didn't you? Welcome to the Cellar. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-14-2006, 09:50 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	1) Learn to sing...loud. On Broadway, volume and projection are everything. Later, you put some personality into your voice, and wham! You're home free. Remember Ethel Merman? Voice like a longshoreman, but she was big on Broadway. 2) Dance. Dance a lot. Dance well. On Broadway, if you can't dance, you're screwed. If you're a female, make sure you have long legs so that you are more impressive at cattle calls. 3) Learn to be an excellent waiter so that you don't starve or have to live outside or pimp yourself while you're struggling to get a break on Broadway. 4) Take acting lessons. Seriously. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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