Funnies Joke

[perth]

no, this is the funniest joke ever:

so this duck walks in to a bar, walks up to the bartender and says "hey! you got any cheese?" the bartender looks down at the duck and replies "sorry duck, no cheese. we have beer and pretzels." the duck looks dejected and walks out.

next day, the same duck comes wandering into the same bar. he waddles up to the bartender, looks him square in the eye and says "hey! you got any cheese?" bartender looks down at the duck and says "no, duck, we dont have any cheese. we have beer and pretzels". the duck hangs his head and waddles out.

day 3. same duck. same bar. same bartender. the duck moseys up to the bartender and says "hey! you got any cheese?" the bartender looks down and says "hey, duck. this is the third time you come here asking me for cheese. listen carefully. there is no cheese here. if you come in here again asking for cheese, im gonna nail your beak to the floor!". the duck looks shocked and stumbles out.

day 4. the bartenders feeling quite proud of himself for laying down the law with the stupid duck. the door opens, he looks up and there stands the duck. the duck stalks slowly towards the bartender. his beak opens and he says "hey mister, do you have any nails?" the bartender explodes "NO! WE HAVE NO FUCKING NAILS! THIS IS A BAR AND WE SERVE BEER AND PRETZELS! IF YOU WANT NAILS GO TO A HARDWARE STORE! NO FUCKING NAILS!"

"okay. got any cheese?"