What am I to do with her...?

[Cyclefrance]

Hmm, that might explain the strange way guests depart. Never did quite understand the hug and the 'never mind' whisperered into my ear, just before they went out the door...

I tried to inject some modicum of common-sense into the purchase, so, no, Mrs CF hasn't bought an enclosure. She has gone for a fairly wide circular jobbie which is just under 3 times her height (just a tad under 5 ft - her height that is, not the trampoline width, in case you were calculating the wrong way and concluding I had some strange height fetish), which she assures me is all she needs. Who am I to know? Wifey used to 'do' the trampoline at school and it has always been nigh impossible to pass a playground where there's one available throughout our married life. I've checked the insurance policies are up-to-date anyway. just to be on the safe side...