This is Getting Duckin' Reficulous...

wolf · 03-23-2006, 01:42 PM

Get some decent damn rest. That should fix things.

And have some mint and slippery elm bark tea for good measure.

Elspode · 03-23-2006, 03:18 PM

I've just finished (well, mostly) two of the worst goddamn work days I've ever had. If it hadn't been for two critical things occuring at the same time which required my presence as long as I could draw breath, I would have stayed home.

Massive quantities of antibiotics and Guanefesin seem to have the worst of the symptoms under control now, but my abdomen is killing me from the coughing and blowing of the nose. I calculate that, based on the number of Kleenex used, I blew my nose approximately 75 times yesterday. Needless to say, my nose is now about as raw as sushi. Even my eyelids are raw. I can't even figure that part out.

I plan to take a discretionary vacation day I have coming and stay home tomorrow.

dar512 · 03-24-2006, 08:57 AM

The legbone connected to the ... thighbone...

Your eyes are connected to your nose via the nasolacrimal ducts. When you sneeze or blow your nose there's a slight backlash. I guess if you sneeze enough...

glatt · 03-24-2006, 09:59 AM

I saw Penn and Teller on Letterman years ago. Teller pushed a small dried bean through that tube. He put the bean in his mouth and did all sorts of snorting and blowing until the bean (which Letterman had written on with a sharpie to identify) came out under his eyelid. Is was gross and cool at the same time.

03-23-2006, 01:42 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Get some decent damn rest. That should fix things. And have some mint and slippery elm bark tea for good measure. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-23-2006, 03:18 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I've just finished (well, mostly) two of the worst goddamn work days I've ever had. If it hadn't been for two critical things occuring at the same time which required my presence as long as I could draw breath, I would have stayed home. Massive quantities of antibiotics and Guanefesin seem to have the worst of the symptoms under control now, but my abdomen is killing me from the coughing and blowing of the nose. I calculate that, based on the number of Kleenex used, I blew my nose approximately 75 times yesterday. Needless to say, my nose is now about as raw as sushi. Even my eyelids are raw. I can't even figure that part out. I plan to take a discretionary vacation day I have coming and stay home tomorrow. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-24-2006, 08:57 AM	#3
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	The legbone connected to the ... thighbone... Your eyes are connected to your nose via the nasolacrimal ducts. When you sneeze or blow your nose there's a slight backlash. I guess if you sneeze enough... __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

03-24-2006, 09:59 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I saw Penn and Teller on Letterman years ago. Teller pushed a small dried bean through that tube. He put the bean in his mouth and did all sorts of snorting and blowing until the bean (which Letterman had written on with a sharpie to identify) came out under his eyelid. Is was gross and cool at the same time. Attached Images Last edited by glatt; 03-24-2006 at 10:05 AM.

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