Give me more about Denver

Originally Posted by Mrs. Parker

Fabulous!! If I get this job and actually get to make the move, I won't know a soul there. It's a fresh start, if you will. And I will need interesting new revelers to enjoy my fabulous parties. Further, I will definitely not be drinking or serving Coors --- in my opinion, it's nothing more than water with beer flavoring.

I was in the supermarket checkout behind a couple of guys who were buying a 6 pack of Coors and a couple of bottles of spring water. The checker looked at them and said, "Why don't you just buy a six pack of the water, instead?"

Expect to find me passed out on your front lawn with a good bottle of Kentucky bourbon the day after you move in. I love a fabulous party, myself!