I get to post this cuz I'm a girl!

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Originally Posted by marichiko

Chocolate will get even you out of the most disasterous situation ..........How can you be mad at someone with a delicious piece of chocolate melting in your mouth?

Good advice. I never thought that pouring some Hershey chocolate syrup on my COCK(!!) might help yield a little additional action but since you've just confirmed it here I'll buy a bottle right away.

Dear diary, I think I've found the secret that I've been looking for in the most unusual place....it seems that I've not had the chocolate syrup.......