The WTF NSFW thread - Page 97

Perry Winkle · 11-14-2008, 05:28 PM

I can't even figure out what that is. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell's ass swallowed Ellen Degeneres?

Elspode · 11-14-2008, 05:29 PM

It appears to be Mrs Jabba the Hut preparing to perform a nude acrobatic routine.

toranokaze · 11-14-2008, 05:31 PM

If you took a magnifying glass to a human I think that is what it would look like

footfootfoot · 11-14-2008, 06:10 PM

I seen what you did thar

or

right hand blue

Sheldonrs · 11-14-2008, 07:44 PM

Is that a man or a woman? And is that even relevant in this case?

Nirvana · 11-14-2008, 08:34 PM

Are there no Trekkies in the cellar ??

The HORTA is a very rare case of mineral intelligent race. The HORTA has been met for the first time in the pergium mines of Janus there. The first approaches with the Horta have been rather dramatic, because the miners came killed from a "monster that moves in the rock." . Spock understood however of have met something of intelligent, after a mind meld with the horta.
The Horta has revealed herself to be a based species on the chemistry of the silicon whose natural habitat is the depths of the planet.
The Horta is been therefore revealed a pacific species that now cooperates to the extraction of the mineral.

the HORTA 15KThe horta moves through rock digging tunnels, as easily as humans walk through air. The eggs of the Horta are silicon globes (the miners have been keeping them as souvenirs and/or destroying them - the horta was killing the miners with her acid in self-defense to keep her species alive (and stole the life-support system to try to make the miners go away) Every 50,000 years the race of horta all die, saving the one mother horta to take care of the eggs.
IT'S THE NEW MOTHER HORTA!! [Sorry I plagiarized the description off a translated page]

Cicero · 11-14-2008, 08:39 PM

I'm not sure what the hell is going on there, but no sirrr, I don't like it.

classicman · 11-14-2008, 11:56 PM

That's a whole lot of nasty there!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-15-2008, 12:11 AM

Make a hell of a grease fire.

impress · 11-15-2008, 10:30 AM

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Elspode · 11-15-2008, 01:03 PM

Well, *cock* a doodle doo...

It would have been funnier if that had been a duck, though.

Aliantha · 11-15-2008, 05:37 PM

Maybe she's had 'plumping' done, just like some ladies have done to their cheeks (on their faces).

Or maybe it was beez.

impress · 11-15-2008, 10:52 PM

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Or maybe it was beez.

I guess this musta been the whole hive:

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Crimson Ghost · 11-16-2008, 07:26 PM

Either somebody needs Preparation H, or someone lost a Hippitty-Hop.

HungLikeJesus · 11-17-2008, 08:48 PM

No, no, I said, "Booties."

11-14-2008, 05:29 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	It appears to be Mrs Jabba the Hut preparing to perform a nude acrobatic routine. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-14-2008, 06:10 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I seen what you did thar or right hand blue __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-14-2008, 07:44 PM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Is that a man or a woman? And is that even relevant in this case? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-14-2008, 08:34 PM	#6
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Are there no Trekkies in the cellar ?? The HORTA is a very rare case of mineral intelligent race. The HORTA has been met for the first time in the pergium mines of Janus there. The first approaches with the Horta have been rather dramatic, because the miners came killed from a "monster that moves in the rock." . Spock understood however of have met something of intelligent, after a mind meld with the horta. The Horta has revealed herself to be a based species on the chemistry of the silicon whose natural habitat is the depths of the planet. The Horta is been therefore revealed a pacific species that now cooperates to the extraction of the mineral. the HORTA 15KThe horta moves through rock digging tunnels, as easily as humans walk through air. The eggs of the Horta are silicon globes (the miners have been keeping them as souvenirs and/or destroying them - the horta was killing the miners with her acid in self-defense to keep her species alive (and stole the life-support system to try to make the miners go away) Every 50,000 years the race of horta all die, saving the one mother horta to take care of the eggs. IT'S THE NEW MOTHER HORTA!! [Sorry I plagiarized the description off a translated page] __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

11-14-2008, 08:39 PM	#7
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm not sure what the hell is going on there, but no sirrr, I don't like it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-14-2008, 05:28 PM	#1
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I can't even figure out what that is. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell's ass swallowed Ellen Degeneres?

11-14-2008, 05:31 PM	#3
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	If you took a magnifying glass to a human I think that is what it would look like

11-14-2008, 11:56 PM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	That's a whole lot of nasty there! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-15-2008, 12:11 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Make a hell of a grease fire. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-15-2008, 10:30 AM	#10
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-15-2008, 01:03 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, cock a doodle doo... It would have been funnier if that had been a duck, though. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-15-2008, 05:37 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Maybe she's had 'plumping' done, just like some ladies have done to their cheeks (on their faces). Or maybe it was beez. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-16-2008, 07:26 PM	#14
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Either somebody needs Preparation H, or someone lost a Hippitty-Hop. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

11-17-2008, 08:48 PM	#15
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	No, no, I said, "Booties." __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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