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10-10-2005, 09:33 PM
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Vice-President of Resentment
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I still Got IT!
I went to a surprise birthday party for my cousins husband and my other cousin brought a few of his friends...it was at a hall with a DJ and I just rock that dance floor - love to dance. Oh, and drink.
So, after quite a few martinis, this youngin is starting to dance with me so of course I oblige and dance with him. Then I notice, he is pretty nice looking. SO, we dance for the last hour or so of the party...then the party ends and everyone decides to go back to my aunts house......so of course he says ride with us (riding with a full car of people - I feel I must clarify that)...so of course I do...anyway, well nothing really happened, BUT I find out this boy is 24!  WHOO HOOO - he is 11 years younger than me! YUP, that sure makes an old lady feel good. Even if he just thought he was getting lucky, he didn't and he was 24!  Now, I know Brianna is going to ask why nothing happened....but let her ask! 
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10-10-2005, 09:48 PM
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is fleeing the scene
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Congrats. Nice to know your money maker aint broken.
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10-10-2005, 11:04 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The hell with Brianna wants to know why nothing happened. We *all* want to know why nothing happened? Wha's wrong? Was he too old?
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10-10-2005, 11:08 PM
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Yeah, itsjulie, WE just like to know stuff. Turnabout, y'know.
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10-11-2005, 01:22 AM
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Watch out, that's how I ended up with a husband
 After all those drinks I thought he was at least 28 and he thought I was no older than 26, the truth was I was 36 and he was 22.
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10-11-2005, 01:25 AM
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10-11-2005, 05:46 AM
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10-11-2005, 06:06 AM
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Vice-President of Resentment
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Truth is I am just not that kind of girl!
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10-11-2005, 06:40 AM
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And, I guess it takes a few days for the toxins to really exit the body - he is actually 12 years younger than me...whooo hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-11-2005, 02:59 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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OK, ladies...and especially itsjulie...how many dates/drunken dance nights do you have to go on before you would no longer be "that kind of girl" if you threw junior down on the floor and ground his tiddlypom into your verywarmplace? (terminology swiped from an old National Lampoon Winnie the Pooh parody).
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10-11-2005, 03:01 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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If you're askin' me: 0.5
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-11-2005, 03:21 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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So...halfway through the date, you're already makin' bouncy-bouncy? Must make for some pretty interesting scenes at the restaurant.
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10-11-2005, 03:34 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Weeeeell. I do get a lot of discounts!
Just kidding, els.
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10-11-2005, 04:39 PM
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Vice-President of Resentment
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ELSPODE - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really don't know - but this little one was mighty fine - he might of gotten lucky if we were out at a bar - not a hall with my entire family there! Never done that before either, just for clarification.
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