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Old 08-24-2005, 11:50 AM   #6
Undertoad
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Over the weekend Jacquelita's next-door neighbor was nearly choked to death by her psychotic boyfriend. He took off and hid in the woods. The cops were trying to install an alarm but the guy cut her phone lines. His probation officer agrees that he's insane and dangerous. It was discovered that he was breaking into neighbor's sheds. Last night J and her daughter and one of the next-door neighbor daughters slept over at my place for safety.

WTF.
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