I didn't want to derail the humor thread

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Better to die a politically correct terrorist target than a racist security freak, sez The Left.

The latest round in PC stupidity has me wondering when this will spread to professional athletics.

I'm not letting it bother me, though. I have been gifted with season tickets for the Kansas City Oppressed Native American Tribal Authority Figures' 2005-2006 season, and I am very much looking forward to their first preseason game tomorrow night when they play the Minnesota Northern European Indigenous Seafaring Warriors & Explorers. Also up on the schedule this year:

The New York Gas Turbine Powered Aircraft
The Oakland Oceaneering Criminals
The Denver Male Undomesticated Horses Being Exploited for Public Amusement
The Philadelphia Large Opportunistic Seabirds with Sociological Implications
The Washington Exterminated Indiginous North Americans
The Miami Aquatic Mammals Threatened by Indiscriminate Tuna Fishing
The San Diego Ecologically Sound Battery Replenishment Devices
The Buffalo Large Native Exploited Shaggy Herd Animals
The Houston Potential Sucessionists
The New England Avid Proponents of American Sociology and History
The Dallas Exploiters of Innocent Farm Animals
The New York Vertically Exceptional Individuals
The Cincinatti Endangered Feline Species

Should be a great season...