France Nukes the USA

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

sproglet posted
This got me wondering, if France nuked an American target, even by accident, what would we do? What could we do?

Send in the tanks. Why bother nuking them back? We outgun them with conventional weapons and I'm sure our boys would love a romp thru gay Paree as a sort of reward for all those tours they've been doing in Iraq.
Nuking France puts a lot of other countries in serious danger. Especially Briton, Spain/Portugal and the Low Countries, down wind from France.

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

What would Bush do?

Bush would invade Quebec and put its leading government officials on trial for crimes against humanity and cruelty to frogs for eating all those saute'd frog legs. There would be collateral damage to Calgary and Ottawa. When Canadians became upset about this, Bush would arrange for the Army to film a heart warming scene of a GI bandaging up the missing legs of a French Canadian school child who had thrown a spitball at a group of US soldiers at a checkpoint outside St Catherine's.

The French President, looking fit and tanned, would appear in a videotape just before the US 2008 election. He would demand the return of the Statute of Liberty. Nobody would be able to figure out where he was living in hiding, although a mountain looking suspiciously like the Matterhorn would be seen in the background.

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

What would a normal person do in his place?

Blow up all of Europe. The EU hasn't been very co-operative with us, anyhow. It's about time we taught them a little lesson in etiquette.

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Bush would invade Quebec and put its leading government officials on trial for crimes against humanity and cruelty to frogs for eating all those saute'd frog legs. There would be collateral damage to Calgary and Ottawa. When Canadians became upset about this, Bush would arrange for the Army to film a heart warming scene of a GI bandaging up the missing legs of a French Canadian school child who had thrown a spitball at a group of US soldiers at a checkpoint outside St Catherine's.

The French President, looking fit and tanned, would appear in a videotape just before the US 2008 election. He would demand the return of the Statute of Liberty. Nobody would be able to figure out where he was living in hiding, although a mountain looking suspiciously like the Matterhorn would be seen in the background.

y'know that is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen you post.