An entertainingly silly MMORPG

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How to make disgusting amounts of meat in five easy steps:

1) Realize that there is one item of which every player who wishes to Ascend will need four, and that it's an item that requires no skills whatsoever to craft.
2) Get a Continuum Transfunctioner.
3) Burn a day's worth of adventures, preferably with a juiced-up Baby Gravy Fairy helping out.
4) Create as many of a given item as you can, and sell them at the Mall.
5) Wonder what to do with your piles of white, blue and green pixels.

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How Ascended players can make even more disgusting amounts of meat in a few easy steps:

1) Choose a Muscle sign to get access to Inside Degrassi Knoll.
2) Spend the 5,000 meat to get a plot at the Mushroom Fields as soon as you can. Seems like a lot in the early going, but trust me, it's worth it to get the ball rolling early.
3) Spend 800 meat to plant 16 Knoll Mushroom spores in the field.
4) Wait until rollover, when your Knoll Mushrooms will have grown. Pick them and spend another 800 meat to plant the next day's batch.

You now have 16 Knoll Mushrooms. Current going rate in the Mall for these is around 2500-2600 meat, so that's 40000 meat per day for an investment of 5000 meat up front and 800 meat daily.

OR you can take it a step further:
5) Buy 16 Secret Blends of Herbs and Spices (typical price: 1100 each).
6) Buy 16 Knob Sausages (typical price: 225 each).
7) Cook the Blends and Mushrooms, then the resulting Stir-Fry with the Sausages to make 16 Knob Sausage Stir-Fries.
8) Sell THOSE at 6000 apiece. Investment: 5000 up front and (16 * (50 + 1100 + 225)) = 22000 per day, Return: 96000 per day, using up 32 charges of a 14K Chef-in-the-Box.
9) ...
10) PROFIT!