HELP!! I have been invaded by a Devil Goat!

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A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a goat with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels. Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the goat.

"That's quite a goat you have there, sir" said the salesman.

"Sure is, son," the farmer replied. "Why, two years ago, my daughter was swimming in the lake and bumped her head and damned near drowned, but that goat swam out and dragged her back to shore."

"Amazing!" the salesman exlaimed.

"And that's not the only thing. Last fall I was cuttin' wood up on the north forty when a tree fell on me. Pinned me to the ground, it did. That goat run up and wiggled underneath that tree and lifted it off of me. Saved my life."

"Fantastic! the salesman said. But tell me, how come the goat has three wooden legs?"

The farmer stared at the newcomer in amazement. "Mister, when you got an amazin' goat like that, you don't eat him all at once."

If you make the legs really short or heavy or different lengths, you'll be able to get away really easily. Just a thought.