The Sex Thread

Lady Sidhe · 06-02-2005, 01:57 PM

Hm...I'm the "toybox" type. Everything from massage oils to feather boas to kathy's kuffs. I'm all about surprise...having a child without her own bedroom, in a small house, makes it a little more difficult, though..

And it's gotta be reciprocal. It's no fun if only one person is the one to start it all the time. I have to agree with Stacey about that. I don't mind starting it now and then, but sometimes you just want to feel irresistible and get chased around the house...

And guys, foreplay--good foreplay ("wanna fuck?" is NOT foreplay, incidentally)--is probably the best thing in the world to do if you want to get attacked as the stud that you are... *grins*...and cuddling afterward will gain you LOTS of brownie points.

Silent--men are SUPPOSED to be hairy. I just so can't be attracted to a man without body hair. I don't mean someone whose back hair needs to be cut with garden shears or anything--but men are supposed to have, like, hairy legs, hairy arms, and chest hair, and all of that good caveman stuff.

(Ray Stevens) ...He had hairy boots, hairy legs, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy chin, and a hairy hat--shaped like a big bullet, with horns comin' out the sides. His mama named him Erik cause she couldn't spell "AAAAGGGHH!!"(/Ray Stevens)

Incidentally, I read an article once that said that hairiness in men was linked to intelligence. *shrug* Who'd've thunk it?

LCanal · 06-02-2005, 08:17 PM

A woman friend of mine confided one day that her favourites was to tie her lover down with toilet paper and they proceed to ravish him with all the toys and techniques she could muster.

Toilet paper? I imagine some of you thinking whaaat. That's so dumb. Toilet paper will break at the slightest movement.

Who's catching on here?

She claimed she told her lovers that she would stop what she was doing if the paper broke. Apparently the experience was good enough to assure long term "relationships"

perth · 06-02-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LCanal

...tie her lover down with toilet paper

That is a great idea and it is my new life's goal to make sure that somehow, some way, my girlfriend finds her way here and reads that.

elSicomoro · 06-03-2005, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by perth

That is a great idea and it is my new life's goal to make sure that somehow, some way, my girlfriend finds her way here and reads that.

Browse this thread as she happens to look over your shoulder.

vsp · 06-03-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LCanal

She claimed she told her lovers that she would stop what she was doing if the paper broke.

That is delightfully diabolical and has been added to my "To Do" list.

06-02-2005, 01:57 PM	#1
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	Hm...I'm the "toybox" type. Everything from massage oils to feather boas to kathy's kuffs. I'm all about surprise...having a child without her own bedroom, in a small house, makes it a little more difficult, though.. And it's gotta be reciprocal. It's no fun if only one person is the one to start it all the time. I have to agree with Stacey about that. I don't mind starting it now and then, but sometimes you just want to feel irresistible and get chased around the house... And guys, foreplay--good foreplay ("wanna fuck?" is NOT foreplay, incidentally)--is probably the best thing in the world to do if you want to get attacked as the stud that you are... grins...and cuddling afterward will gain you LOTS of brownie points. Silent--men are SUPPOSED to be hairy. I just so can't be attracted to a man without body hair. I don't mean someone whose back hair needs to be cut with garden shears or anything--but men are supposed to have, like, hairy legs, hairy arms, and chest hair, and all of that good caveman stuff. (Ray Stevens) ...He had hairy boots, hairy legs, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy chin, and a hairy hat--shaped like a big bullet, with horns comin' out the sides. His mama named him Erik cause she couldn't spell "AAAAGGGHH!!"(/Ray Stevens) Incidentally, I read an article once that said that hairiness in men was linked to intelligence. shrug Who'd've thunk it? __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner Last edited by Lady Sidhe; 06-02-2005 at 02:07 PM.

06-02-2005, 08:17 PM	#2
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	A woman friend of mine confided one day that her favourites was to tie her lover down with toilet paper and they proceed to ravish him with all the toys and techniques she could muster. Toilet paper? I imagine some of you thinking whaaat. That's so dumb. Toilet paper will break at the slightest movement. Who's catching on here? She claimed she told her lovers that she would stop what she was doing if the paper broke. Apparently the experience was good enough to assure long term "relationships" __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

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