The Sex Thread - Page 17

snobs · 06-19-2005, 08:18 PM

simple schmimple. it's 16 pages. I'll bug off this one then.

Rock Steady · 06-19-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by snobs

simple schmimple. it's 16 pages. I'll bug off this one then.

If you change your profile to display 60 posts per page, then it's only 4 pages long. Much more digestable.

The Cliff Notes Version is that the men like females and the women like males.

Also, they like members to choose a gender and stay with it.

Dagney · 06-19-2005, 09:19 PM

Wait, wait, I have a summary.

You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about....

Oh, wait. That's the hokey pokey. What do you do to summarize for one who does the "I getta no pokey"?

Dude, we're not your tutors, we're not your interpreters, and we're surely not your entertainment staff. The cruise purser is not Gopher and Doc isn't the ship physician. This cruise you gotta plan yourself. (And really, 17 pages is NOT a lot of reading....)

plthijinx · 06-19-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagney

Wait, wait, I have a summary.

You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about....

Dag, it sounds like your telling snobs to go jerk off!!! bwahahahaha!!!!!

cowhead · 06-19-2005, 10:31 PM

[quote]but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in .....

kinda like 'reverse missionary' thought of it one day while we were doing the whole doggy style thing, and I was feeling too lazy to stand up.. (yeah not too lazy to participate in recreational procreation'.. of course) legs tucked together, from behind.. yowch! talk about rodeo sex! (without the sister thing) oh crap! there's a whole 'nother thread in there.. the dirty sanchez, laughing dragon.. dolphin girl etc. bad humour.. by the by did that post go away? I was getting ready to bust out with my amputee jokes!

okay, I don't mean this to sound arrogant or anything, but have any of you had a problem with bruising someones cervix? or having been bruised there? like I said sorry, just curious... then this kinda leads on to female ejaculation... gurk too many thoughts at once.. must drink beer!

Trilby · 06-20-2005, 11:30 AM

[quote=cowhead]

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okay, I don't mean this to sound arrogant or anything, but have any of you had a problem with bruising someones cervix? or having been bruised there?

I dated one guy who totally bruised my cervix and it really did hurt. He was some kind of sex mutant--we did it SEVEN times one night! Turns out he was a complete sex addict.

wolf · 06-20-2005, 12:44 PM

you say that like it's a bad thing ...

lookout123 · 06-20-2005, 11:40 PM

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we did it SEVEN times one night!

bri, i thought that was a normal night of sex, until we had the child and i complained about what i considered to be "no sex". after a few discussions and some checking around, it turns out that 4-7 times 4 or 5 nights a week isn't normal. who knew?

LFolken · 06-22-2005, 07:13 AM

wow, I found this a very interesting thread (which yes i read it all). I actually came accross this forum while looking up Magritte's painting (Lovers II), and being the angst teen i am, checked out the sex topic (bah, so kill me hehe) I do realise this is a forum for adults, and indeed I am not one yet (I'm 17) but if u really wanna get rid of me, just delete this post, and I'll get the message and be on my way.

but since this is the sex topic...I currently have a boyfriend who i've been with for 6 months, we've had sex many times, sometimes we like to go nice and slow, other times we just want a "Quick fuck". I guess reading this made me realise things doesn't really change as you get older, if anything it seems to get better

*sly grin*

I've had sex many a places, but something i've read no one has addressed yet is the idea of sex in public places, has anyone done it, and has anyone got walked in on or something similar?

Undertoad · 06-22-2005, 07:43 AM

I think seeing honest talk about sex is worthwhile for a young 'un, because you all get a ton of dishonest talk about sex. I prefer to think of the good aspects of it because they are a beautiful part of a fulfilling life.

Plus the easiest approach for parents is to just take the same approach as they do with drugs or other things with negative consequences: "its bad, don't do it, conversation over."

Trilby · 06-22-2005, 09:33 AM

That is very sweet and inspired, UT. Now, let's answer the youngsters question!

I've done it in public places (most recent was at the Heinz museum, Pittsburgh) and 80% of the fun is the danger and the idea that you may get caught. However, there is a big difference between thinking you may get caught and actually getting caught. A doc I used to work with got busted getting a blow job from a nurse in one of the hospital stairwells. They both got into a lot of trouble, not to mention the complete embarrassment. Have fun, but be careful. A lot of fantasies should remain just that.

footfootfoot · 06-22-2005, 09:34 AM

This is the NC17 version of this thread, albeit the more humorous aspects thereof.

http://bb4.voyeurweb.com/messages/35...tml?1119216117

lookout123 · 06-22-2005, 11:08 AM

-back of an AWACs plane somewhere over southern Iraq.
-front seat of vehicle in roadside rest area, broad daylight (multiple events)
-park bench while watching sand volleyball
-bleachers while watching the diamondbacks
-in driveway of our own house (sometimes you just can't wait, you know)
-bathroom floor during someone's pool party
-on lounge chair beside swimming pool
-on pool table of bar i was working at
-over hood of car in parking lot
-model home bedroom - didn't know they had cameras at the time

-ladies room at TGI Fridays
-underpass of interstate
-beach - sand sucks
-couch at a strip club (girlfriend, not a random dancer)
-back room of a Radio Shack while her employees were busy with customers
-balcony of room from Caesar's Palace
-Ditto hotel in San Diego
-Ditto balcony of cabin from cruise ship
-levels 1,2,3 of parking garage in downtown phoenix

i think that is about it.

mrnoodle · 06-22-2005, 02:13 PM

-too many moving vehicles to list (including getting caught by a flagger in a construction site)
-the elevator at work (x2)
-the stairwell at the parking garage at the airport (didn't see the camera until 1/2way through)
-on an open hillside overlooking Estes Park (busted by people who pulled over to look at mountain goats)
-trailhead of Green Ridge. She in the back seat, I standing outside the door. Busted by campers who drove up and I didn't notice for who knows how long (stoned at the time)
-the library
-the back room of a hotel bar in Polson MT. Not caught per se, but plenty of interesting looks when we came out to the front.

Mine are boring. And I almost always get caught. More strangers have seen my bare ass than people I know have

lookout123 · 06-22-2005, 02:43 PM

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More strangers have seen my bare ass

strange, they say the same thing about George Michael.

06-19-2005, 08:18 PM	#1
snobs Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 17	simple schmimple. it's 16 pages. I'll bug off this one then. __________________ i wanna see you tonight dancing in the endless moonlight in the parking lot in the headlights of cars someplace on the moon where they moved the drive-in theater where I left the car that I can't find but I still got the keys to

06-19-2005, 09:19 PM	#3
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Wait, wait, I have a summary. You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about.... Oh, wait. That's the hokey pokey. What do you do to summarize for one who does the "I getta no pokey"? Dude, we're not your tutors, we're not your interpreters, and we're surely not your entertainment staff. The cruise purser is not Gopher and Doc isn't the ship physician. This cruise you gotta plan yourself. (And really, 17 pages is NOT a lot of reading....) __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

06-19-2005, 10:31 PM	#5
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	[quote]but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in ..... kinda like 'reverse missionary' thought of it one day while we were doing the whole doggy style thing, and I was feeling too lazy to stand up.. (yeah not too lazy to participate in recreational procreation'.. of course) legs tucked together, from behind.. yowch! talk about rodeo sex! (without the sister thing) oh crap! there's a whole 'nother thread in there.. the dirty sanchez, laughing dragon.. dolphin girl etc. bad humour.. by the by did that post go away? I was getting ready to bust out with my amputee jokes! okay, I don't mean this to sound arrogant or anything, but have any of you had a problem with bruising someones cervix? or having been bruised there? like I said sorry, just curious... then this kinda leads on to female ejaculation... gurk too many thoughts at once.. must drink beer! __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. Last edited by cowhead; 06-19-2005 at 10:33 PM. Reason: more blah, blah,blah

06-20-2005, 12:44 PM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	you say that like it's a bad thing ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-22-2005, 09:33 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	That is very sweet and inspired, UT. Now, let's answer the youngsters question! I've done it in public places (most recent was at the Heinz museum, Pittsburgh) and 80% of the fun is the danger and the idea that you may get caught. However, there is a big difference between thinking you may get caught and actually getting caught. A doc I used to work with got busted getting a blow job from a nurse in one of the hospital stairwells. They both got into a lot of trouble, not to mention the complete embarrassment. Have fun, but be careful. A lot of fantasies should remain just that. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-22-2005, 07:13 AM	#9
LFolken lil_one Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Perth, Western Aus Posts: 1	wow, I found this a very interesting thread (which yes i read it all). I actually came accross this forum while looking up Magritte's painting (Lovers II), and being the angst teen i am, checked out the sex topic (bah, so kill me hehe) I do realise this is a forum for adults, and indeed I am not one yet (I'm 17) but if u really wanna get rid of me, just delete this post, and I'll get the message and be on my way. but since this is the sex topic...I currently have a boyfriend who i've been with for 6 months, we've had sex many times, sometimes we like to go nice and slow, other times we just want a "Quick fuck". I guess reading this made me realise things doesn't really change as you get older, if anything it seems to get better sly grin I've had sex many a places, but something i've read no one has addressed yet is the idea of sex in public places, has anyone done it, and has anyone got walked in on or something similar?

06-22-2005, 07:43 AM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I think seeing honest talk about sex is worthwhile for a young 'un, because you all get a ton of dishonest talk about sex. I prefer to think of the good aspects of it because they are a beautiful part of a fulfilling life. Plus the easiest approach for parents is to just take the same approach as they do with drugs or other things with negative consequences: "its bad, don't do it, conversation over."

06-22-2005, 09:34 AM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	This is the NC17 version of this thread, albeit the more humorous aspects thereof. http://bb4.voyeurweb.com/messages/35...tml?1119216117 __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-22-2005, 11:08 AM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	-back of an AWACs plane somewhere over southern Iraq. -front seat of vehicle in roadside rest area, broad daylight (multiple events) -park bench while watching sand volleyball -bleachers while watching the diamondbacks -in driveway of our own house (sometimes you just can't wait, you know) -bathroom floor during someone's pool party -on lounge chair beside swimming pool -on pool table of bar i was working at -over hood of car in parking lot -model home bedroom - didn't know they had cameras at the time -ladies room at TGI Fridays -underpass of interstate -beach - sand sucks -couch at a strip club (girlfriend, not a random dancer) -back room of a Radio Shack while her employees were busy with customers -balcony of room from Caesar's Palace -Ditto hotel in San Diego -Ditto balcony of cabin from cruise ship -levels 1,2,3 of parking garage in downtown phoenix i think that is about it. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin Last edited by lookout123; 06-22-2005 at 04:06 PM.

06-22-2005, 02:13 PM	#14
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	-too many moving vehicles to list (including getting caught by a flagger in a construction site) -the elevator at work (x2) -the stairwell at the parking garage at the airport (didn't see the camera until 1/2way through) -on an open hillside overlooking Estes Park (busted by people who pulled over to look at mountain goats) -trailhead of Green Ridge. She in the back seat, I standing outside the door. Busted by campers who drove up and I didn't notice for who knows how long (stoned at the time) -the library -the back room of a hotel bar in Polson MT. Not caught per se, but plenty of interesting looks when we came out to the front. Mine are boring. And I almost always get caught. More strangers have seen my bare ass than people I know have __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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