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Old 04-16-2005, 11:28 AM   #1
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[uncracks knuckles] damn.

Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.

LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.
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Old 04-16-2005, 11:35 AM   #2
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Old 04-16-2005, 08:08 PM   #3
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[uncracks knuckles] damn.

Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.

LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.
ah, see? i already know her. you'll have to give her your own quiz.
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Old 04-16-2005, 11:28 PM   #4
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ah, see? i already know her. you'll have to give her your own quiz.
As you wish.

1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose
2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose.
3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone.
4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points?
5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day?
6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name.
7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray?

Is it time for you to leave, grasshopper? Or is the teacher the student?
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Old 04-17-2005, 11:06 AM   #5
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[quote=Beestie]As you wish.

1. Ernest Borgnine, Michael Keaton, Brad Pitt: Screw one, sue one, marry one. Choose
Screw Brad, marry Michael, sue Ernest.

2. Fork in the road: Next 20 miles - no gas, free pot, no cops, lots of bikers and no turning back orrrrrr lots of cops, lots of gas, 5-star hotels, shoe stores and an Oprah book signing. Choose.
Anything to avoid Oprah. Scenario #1

3. Fork on the left, the right or just left of the breastbone.
[not sure exactly what you mean... but I don't believe in forks. I eat with my toes.

4. Hollow points or mercury-filled hollow points?
I prefer rubber.

5. What month did you file your taxes? If April, what day?
March

6. Number of times you shouted out the wrong name.
387 ... I mean never.

7. One island, one raft for one person, two people. For whom do you pray?
I don't pray.

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Old 04-16-2005, 08:35 PM   #6
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[uncracks knuckles] damn.
hahahahaha....
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Welcome (to the) Asylum - your name tells me that you will fit in here quite well.
Asylum, sanctuary, respite, protection... how in the hell do yo come to that conclusion??
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LJ, please administer the admission quiz. Level 7.
OK what is up with this quiz?
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