Juvenile Larceny

wolf · 04-15-2005, 12:31 AM

A friend of mine had her then 3 year old son lock her out of her McMansion with the special security locks and alarm system.

No amount of cajoling would have helped the little guy get his mommy back, because they had those stupidass doors that require a key on both sides to open them.

She called the local police for assistance. The officer sized up the situation, checked the reachable windows and found them all securely locked, and did what he had to do.

He pulled a set of lockpicks out of his back pocket and was in the house in 15 seconds.

Possibly slightly less.

Let the be a lesson to you all.

04-15-2005, 12:31 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	A friend of mine had her then 3 year old son lock her out of her McMansion with the special security locks and alarm system. No amount of cajoling would have helped the little guy get his mommy back, because they had those stupidass doors that require a key on both sides to open them. She called the local police for assistance. The officer sized up the situation, checked the reachable windows and found them all securely locked, and did what he had to do. He pulled a set of lockpicks out of his back pocket and was in the house in 15 seconds. Possibly slightly less. Let the be a lesson to you all. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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