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cowhead · 11-23-2004, 05:47 PM

my question about the whole thing is that according to all reports about said cheese sammich.. it hasn't developed any rot... which is really odd

and yeah, it looks more like MM or that flapper girl.. unless! that was the virgin mary being re-incarnated.. OOPS wait.. uh... right! wrong religion!

jinx · 11-23-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

my question about the whole thing is that according to all reports about said cheese sammich.. it hasn't developed any rot... which is really odd

Mmm yeah, wonder bread and kraft singles, that's good stuff. Probably comes out intact in your poop, like corn.

garnet · 11-23-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

In case you were wondering.

Wow, that's an interesting "shade" of lipstick she's wearin'.....ouch.

wolf · 11-24-2004, 01:25 AM

That woman looks far more frightening than her antique sandwich.

Cyber Wolf · 11-24-2004, 06:49 AM

Yah, I can see how she might put the Fear of God in a person by just approaching them.

garnet · 11-24-2004, 08:25 AM

This is gettin' out of hand....

Man says fish stick has Jesus' face
Canadian Press
Nov. 24, 2004 12:00 AM
KINGSTON, Ontario - An eastern Ontario man is hoping to make a bit of money by auctioning a fish stick he says looks like Jesus.

Fred Whan, who has kept the fish stick in his freezer since burning it at dinner a year ago, decided Tuesday that it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay.

A Florida woman recently sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what's purported to be the Virgin Mary for $28,000, according to the eBay Web site.

Whan said he made the discovery while cooking dinner for his kids and several other children he was baby-sitting.

"I burned a few fish sticks, and I said, 'Who wants a fish stick?' and no one wanted them because they were burnt, so I thought I'd better give them to the dogs," he said Tuesday.

When he flipped over one of the pieces of fish to remove it from the pan, it seemed the face of a man was staring up at him.

"I said, 'That looks like a rock singer,' and then my son goes, 'It looks like Jesus,' and I said, 'Well, it does, yeah,' " he said.

Whan, 40, said he figured it would make a good conversation piece for friends and decided to throw the triangular piece of fish in the freezer to keep it as a joke. It was never about making any money from it, he said.

Elspode · 11-24-2004, 09:02 AM

I think that Chef Boyardee needs to put out Jesus pasta and sauce. Flood the market with food that looks like a deity or semi-deity, and the market for such things will crash.

flippant · 11-24-2004, 09:14 AM

Haha! Jesus crisps or maybe mary o'meal for a hearty breakfast. Elspodes got the right idea methinks!

Clodfobble · 11-24-2004, 09:19 AM

Now hang on a second. You think it's funny because you came up with the idea. But can either of you seriously tell me that if such a product were created, without obviously mocking packaging, that you wouldn't condemn it as yet another way the Christians are trying to infiltrate your lives?

Better be careful what you wish for.

flippant · 11-24-2004, 09:27 AM

No I'm willing to mass produce it myself to prove that people will buy anything, even if it is an open mockery of their sacred beleifs! Wake up sinners! Absolve your sins in a bowl of jesus crisps. 2nd box saves soul for this one time only.....(offer expires 11/01/04)

Troubleshooter · 11-24-2004, 10:00 AM

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/SinCleanerProducts.html

"Wash Away Your Sins" products

A friend of mine has a bar of the soap.

Beestie · 11-24-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

..."Wash Away Your Sins" products...

I gave a bar of that to my devout Roman Catholic Mother for Christmas a few years ago. She laughed... but then caught herself.

404Error · 11-24-2004, 10:23 AM

Hmmm....looks like they got everything there but the 'Wash Away Your Sins Douche'.

Elspode · 11-24-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Now hang on a second. You think it's funny because you came up with the idea. But can either of you seriously tell me that if such a product were created, without obviously mocking packaging, that you wouldn't condemn it as yet another way the Christians are trying to infiltrate your lives?

Better be careful what you wish for.

On the contrary. I bought a package of Testamints once just because it was so damn funny.

There's a difference between my parody stuff and the things that are put out intentionally, and it usually is readily apparent which is which.

wolf · 11-24-2004, 12:06 PM

I'll have to check to see if next year I can get permission to show you guys the "jesus door" at the forks house.

11-23-2004, 05:47 PM	#31
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	my question about the whole thing is that according to all reports about said cheese sammich.. it hasn't developed any rot... which is really odd and yeah, it looks more like MM or that flapper girl.. unless! that was the virgin mary being re-incarnated.. OOPS wait.. uh... right! wrong religion! __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

11-24-2004, 01:25 AM	#34
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That woman looks far more frightening than her antique sandwich. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-24-2004, 06:49 AM	#35
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Yah, I can see how she might put the Fear of God in a person by just approaching them. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

11-24-2004, 09:02 AM	#37
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think that Chef Boyardee needs to put out Jesus pasta and sauce. Flood the market with food that looks like a deity or semi-deity, and the market for such things will crash. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-24-2004, 09:14 AM	#38
flippant shameless....so stop trying so hard....-me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Colorado location* Posts: 215	Haha! Jesus crisps or maybe mary o'meal for a hearty breakfast. Elspodes got the right idea methinks! __________________ - I know we won't meet again in the season of blossoms, And I won't sit quietly by drunk in my chamber- YU HSUAN- CHI Ninth Century, CHANG' AN

11-24-2004, 08:25 AM	#36
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	This is gettin' out of hand.... Man says fish stick has Jesus' face Canadian Press Nov. 24, 2004 12:00 AM KINGSTON, Ontario - An eastern Ontario man is hoping to make a bit of money by auctioning a fish stick he says looks like Jesus. Fred Whan, who has kept the fish stick in his freezer since burning it at dinner a year ago, decided Tuesday that it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay. A Florida woman recently sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what's purported to be the Virgin Mary for $28,000, according to the eBay Web site. Whan said he made the discovery while cooking dinner for his kids and several other children he was baby-sitting. "I burned a few fish sticks, and I said, 'Who wants a fish stick?' and no one wanted them because they were burnt, so I thought I'd better give them to the dogs," he said Tuesday. When he flipped over one of the pieces of fish to remove it from the pan, it seemed the face of a man was staring up at him. "I said, 'That looks like a rock singer,' and then my son goes, 'It looks like Jesus,' and I said, 'Well, it does, yeah,' " he said. Whan, 40, said he figured it would make a good conversation piece for friends and decided to throw the triangular piece of fish in the freezer to keep it as a joke. It was never about making any money from it, he said.

11-24-2004, 09:19 AM	#39
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Now hang on a second. You think it's funny because you came up with the idea. But can either of you seriously tell me that if such a product were created, without obviously mocking packaging, that you wouldn't condemn it as yet another way the Christians are trying to infiltrate your lives? Better be careful what you wish for.

11-24-2004, 09:27 AM	#40
flippant shameless....so stop trying so hard....-me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Colorado location* Posts: 215	No I'm willing to mass produce it myself to prove that people will buy anything, even if it is an open mockery of their sacred beleifs! Wake up sinners! Absolve your sins in a bowl of jesus crisps. 2nd box saves soul for this one time only.....(offer expires 11/01/04) __________________ - I know we won't meet again in the season of blossoms, And I won't sit quietly by drunk in my chamber- YU HSUAN- CHI Ninth Century, CHANG' AN

11-24-2004, 10:00 AM	#41
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Already done... http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/SinCleanerProducts.html "Wash Away Your Sins" products A friend of mine has a bar of the soap. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

11-24-2004, 10:23 AM	#43
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	Hmmm....looks like they got everything there but the 'Wash Away Your Sins Douche'. __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

11-24-2004, 12:06 PM	#45
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'll have to check to see if next year I can get permission to show you guys the "jesus door" at the forks house. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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