The Insult Thread

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by marichiko

LJ, Flippant dropped by for a visit, and her take is that you're so down on Garnet because you obviously like to fuck monkeys and you're afraid the authorities at PETA will interfere with your beastial little pleasures - just like you like to fuck with everyone here at the celler. No doubt the monkeys at the typewriter logo was what attracted you here in the first place. Flippant feels concerned for you and says further that you definitely have a monkey problem, and you should try to blend in and maintain a low profile to keep the PETA gestapo off your back. And BTW, I wouldn't give a scintilla, never mind a scad for your shit stirring course, you are talking to the master of shit, I just don't usually bother to crap all over slime like you.

ok, I know this is a lot like bitchslapping a 4 year old, but for the entertainment of those of you that HAVE some sense:

Mari,
you ignorant slut.

How is it possible that you are the only one who has not noticed that every thread you participate in quickly dissolves into uncomfortably inane chatter? Your cloying, self congratulatory quips with those you agree with usually make that other person want to change sides so that they are not associated with your tired ass. I'd slap you, but I don;t want to get stupid on my hands.

You blame your stupidity and "memory loss" on CO poisoning. How freaking stupid were you not to service your freaking heater? Why do we have to support your lazy ass now that it is over? You steal minutes from AOL, just so you can lower the cumulative IQ of this fine board. Get a motherfuckin' job in data entry and leave. maybe then all those funny people that used to be here will come back. and the new ones won't be disgusted by your needy soul draining whining. take brianna and the rest of your little blowjob buddies with you. As for you and your pal flippant talking about me, at least she has the sense to keep her fucking nose out of what does not concern her. I'm sure she appreciates your telling me what her "take on me" is. you moron. flippant, you don;t want any of this, do you? no, of course you don;t .....it doesn't concern you, right?

To sum up.....mari, you suck, and it's contagious. get out now. no one likes you.

you may be the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

your pal, jim