The Way I Figure It

Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

One does try.

Well, try harder! I noticed the world was still here when I woke up this morning, and I can't tell you how deeply disappointed I was!

[Troubleshooter]

Originally Posted by marichiko

Well, try harder! I noticed the world was still here when I woke up this morning, and I can't tell you how deeply disappointed I was!

How about next Monday I start driving around the campus a half dozen times, roughly three miles each lap, before I go looking for a parking space. That should up my fuel waste ratio.

Oh, and I could rent the property next to me and just not live in it and that should double my local land waste ratio.

And the clincher; meat with every meal, Hobbit style.