6/14/2004: Rasputin's penis

jdbutler · 06-15-2004, 09:56 AM

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one!

Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink" and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new
"concoction" by the name of "Mount & Do".

06-15-2004, 09:56 AM	#1
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one! Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink" and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new "concoction" by the name of "Mount & Do". __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

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