2/7: Hamster car

Undertoad · 02-08-2002, 12:19 PM

You're getting a little too close to that "evil mad scientist" archetype, there, Joe....

What about hamster turds for fuel? We could have the schools save them, just stuff the cedar chips into plastic bags and send them off to Washington DC. Volunteers could sort out the turds as part of their 2-year national service program.

The turds could also be formed into little bricks and used by Habitat for Humanity to build houses for the poor. Hence the term, "built like a shit brick house."

Er, or something.

garnet · 08-24-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

The turds could also be formed into little bricks and used by Habitat for Humanity to build houses for the poor. Hence the term, "built like a shit brick house."

I like it! bwaaahahahahahaha!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-24-2004, 04:15 PM

Shouldn't that be Habitrail for Humanity?

Elspode · 08-25-2004, 11:30 PM

Did this thread conjure up for anyone else the immortal 'Hamster Love' on Doctor Demento?

"For breakfast or lunch or while dining
Crunch on their deep fried fur lining
Pop 'em in your mouth with a shove
Tastes like hamster love...."

(To the tune of "Muskrat Love", of course)

jane_says · 08-27-2004, 10:33 AM

I'll take one, pink is fine, but I want Hello Kitty painted on the side.

Griff · 01-17-2008, 04:53 PM

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Shawnee123 · 01-18-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Shouldn't that be Habitrail for Humanity?

OK, you got no credit for that, and that was damn funny! :p

: So, 3 1/2 years later, I applaud you!

08-24-2004, 04:15 PM	#3
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08-25-2004, 11:30 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Did this thread conjure up for anyone else the immortal 'Hamster Love' on Doctor Demento? "For breakfast or lunch or while dining Crunch on their deep fried fur lining Pop 'em in your mouth with a shove Tastes like hamster love...." (To the tune of "Muskrat Love", of course) __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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02-08-2002, 12:19 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You're getting a little too close to that "evil mad scientist" archetype, there, Joe.... What about hamster turds for fuel? We could have the schools save them, just stuff the cedar chips into plastic bags and send them off to Washington DC. Volunteers could sort out the turds as part of their 2-year national service program. The turds could also be formed into little bricks and used by Habitat for Humanity to build houses for the poor. Hence the term, "built like a shit brick house." Er, or something.

08-27-2004, 10:33 AM	#5
jane_says Colonist Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: SW VA Posts: 200	I'll take one, pink is fine, but I want Hello Kitty painted on the side.

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