A Quiz Bicoz

[Clodfobble]

1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....? Losing a finger. Any sufficiently large pair of cutters makes me weirdly aware of it.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know? Cumdumpster

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable
a pencil
a ballpoint pen
a paperclip
an emery board
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left
a tampon
a condom

Condom, matches, key, paperclip, both batteries

4) What would you name a racehorse Peelikah

5) Are dandelions weeds to you? Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm going to do anything about them.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees? Breeze, times a thousand. I have a hyperacusis problem with water sounds.