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|  02-05-2019, 11:01 PM | #1 | ||||
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				Feb 6th, 2019: Cork
			 
			
			♫ And put in your ear plugs Put on your eye shades ♫ You know where to put the cork I know where to put the cork, but where do I get one Ladies and Gentleman and Children of all ages. At great trouble and expense we present to you. ~The Whistler~ 2018 European Tree of the Year ~234 year old CORK OAK (QUERCUS SUBER)  Quote: 
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|  02-06-2019, 06:46 AM | #2 | 
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			That's a nice gig.
		 
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|  02-06-2019, 09:20 AM | #3 | 
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			I knew cork came from trees, but didn't know they were oaks. Cool IOTD, Bruce. Thx. 
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|  02-06-2019, 09:58 AM | #5 | 
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|  02-06-2019, 11:38 AM | #6 | 
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			I have consumed way more than my share of wine over the last 60 years and worked in the industry for a good part of those. I have pulled too many corks by far and now regard the usage of screw top closures a great plus in my current shopping. | 
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|  02-06-2019, 11:46 AM | #7 | 
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			Disappoint. This thread is up 12 hours and nobody's made any cork soaker jokes yet.
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|  02-06-2019, 08:16 PM | #8 | 
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			You farging insensitive bastidge.  I lost my cork soaker on 9/11.
		 
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|  02-06-2019, 08:17 PM | #9 | 
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			I've saved a cork or two from drowning m'self.
		 
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|  02-06-2019, 09:51 PM | #10 | 
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			You got it right, it's a relatively small country compared to the other cork producers but turns out 50% of the worlds production.
		 
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|  02-07-2019, 05:15 PM | #11 | 
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			This thread reminds me, I have a few bottles of vintage Port that need drinking over the next year. There's a Fonseca, a Dow's, and a Quinto do Vesúvio all from the great 1994 vintage. The wines in the bottles could possibly go on for decades if they remained tightly stoppered; however, corks become iffy after about 25 years and I'm not positioned to have them recorked. Their time has come.
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|  02-07-2019, 07:29 PM | #12 | 
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			That's a shame that you have to drink those.
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|  02-07-2019, 08:00 PM | #13 | 
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			I feel a little... profligate for having simply thrown (so many of) them away now #hoarder.
		 
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|  02-08-2019, 12:58 PM | #14 | 
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			I got bags of corks.  Somewhere.  They all say Sutter Home.  Bartendress wanted me to make her something w/them, I forget what.
		 
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