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glatt · 01-14-2019, 04:29 PM

Me at REI an hour ago, trying to return a pair of winter boots that had just delaminated and got my foot soaking wet as I walked through some slush. "I don't have the receipt, but bought these boots a couple of years ago and now they are falling apart. I would like to return them."

Clerk after looking up my membership number purchasing history: "Yes, I see, you purchased these in 2006. They are over 12 years old. We have a one year return policy. Maybe try some Shoe Goo."

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01-14-2019, 04:29 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Me at REI an hour ago, trying to return a pair of winter boots that had just delaminated and got my foot soaking wet as I walked through some slush. "I don't have the receipt, but bought these boots a couple of years ago and now they are falling apart. I would like to return them." Clerk after looking up my membership number purchasing history: "Yes, I see, you purchased these in 2006. They are over 12 years old. We have a one year return policy. Maybe try some Shoe Goo."

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