"proper" use of jumper cables

lumberjim · 04-02-2018, 04:19 PM

cuz we want girls to jump when they wear them. mmmm... sweater puppies....

tw · 04-02-2018, 04:45 PM

The original jumper was a guy hiding in the bushes who jumped out when he saw the right kind of girl.

Everything is phallic in electricity. That is why connectors are male and female. And couples talk abut the right kind of electricity in their relationship.

Sometimes we want to resist her charms.

5 foot 2. Eyes of blue. Six transistors in each shoe. Has anybody seen my gal.

04-02-2018, 04:19 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	cuz we want girls to jump when they wear them. mmmm... sweater puppies.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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04-02-2018, 04:45 PM	#2
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	The original jumper was a guy hiding in the bushes who jumped out when he saw the right kind of girl. Everything is phallic in electricity. That is why connectors are male and female. And couples talk abut the right kind of electricity in their relationship. Sometimes we want to resist her charms. 5 foot 2. Eyes of blue. Six transistors in each shoe. Has anybody seen my gal.

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