DOG

[Griff]

That would be a brilliant dog.

[BigV]

I can hear him now... "EXERCISE ME, SEYMOUR!"

[DanaC]

*snort*

"Exercise me allllll night long!"

[xoxoxoBruce]

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[Griff]

Always border collie. Benny is working on catching the cheese that he holds on his nose.

[xoxoxoBruce]

And if he runs out, he'll order some delivered from Amazon with your credit card.

[Undertoad]

BCs are smarter than that, they will hit the "subscribe" button on the Amazon product page.

[Griff]

Auto delivery cheeses may result in fewer terrified UPS drivers.

[DanaC]

Mum emailed me this photo of Carrot yesterday while I was at work

She'd taken Carrot and Nellie to the woods - it was snowy and Carrot's feet got all snowbally - he started crying and lifting up a paw.

Mum got them both back home, dried Nellie - melted, then dried Carrot

and this was him about 15 minutes later, in a deep sleep on her sofa.

[Griff]

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by DanaC

...and this was him about 15 minutes later, in a deep sleep on her sofa.

The ability of a dog to fall asleep, almost at will, is one I envy.

The Chocolate Lab who was a frequent guest would arrive in my room at about 0530 and demand to be let out.
We'd go out into the front garden where he would fulfill his obligations, usually in the middle of the lawn, and then amble back to his bed.
He'd be asleep within about thirty seconds and I remained wide awake for what was left of the night.
I can't help but think that he had the better end of the deal.

Actually, he was a great dog and I do miss the old boy.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

(1) I can't help but think that he had the better end of the deal.

(2) Actually, he was a great dog and I do miss the old boy.

(2) is why you allowed him (1).

[Carruthers]

Actually, he was a great dog and I do miss the old boy.

[Undertoad]

13/10 on WeRateDogs

[xoxoxoBruce]

Here's a list of recalled dog food since 2009.