Your Coolness Quotient

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+10 if you or your child got a SSN before graduating high school.
+5 if your or your child got a SSN while in college.
+5 if you've received a gift that says World's Best/#1 - mom/dad, aunt/uncle, son/daughter...etc.
+5 if you've been arrested (speeding tickets, while technically an arrest, don't count).
-50 if you've been arrested and convicted (for not being cool enough to beat the rap).
+10 for having been in public service.
-10 for getting into public service by being elected.
+5 if you've made a parachute jump (tandem jumps don't count).
+5 more if you've made a parachute jump from over 20,000 ft.
+5 if you have an emergency cache; or, bug-out bag at home (lists alone don't count).
+5 more if you have an emergency cache; or, bug-out bag at home AND with you while travelling.
+5 if you've been certified to do CPR.
+10 if you share a hobby with a relative of another generation.
+5 if you have a sockpuppet (anonymous doesn't count).
-5 if you have more than one sockpuppet.
+100 if you're a lurker who's never posted in The Cellar (you must post to validate your points).
-100 if you've posted in The Cellar; but, never started a thread (waivered if you've started a Social Group).
+15 if you've posted your NSFW selfie in the any of the annual Dwellar NSFW threads.
+5 if you've ever had a pet.
-5 if you've ever eaten a so-called pet.
+20 if you've ever stooped so low as to help a child (other than your own).
+1 if you have a sexy username.