Need a new Euphamism

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too.
I'd prefer a gentle suck-off than a tongue lashing, even when I'm really horny. I can take it rough, but unless it's a quick fumble I'd rather only take it hard and fast from my own fingers.

So no help from me.
My best would be Lip Job.

to each her own.

In your spirit of literality, I don't consider a blow job a job, and technically there's really very little blowing. It's not an inflation tube.

I think what works well is some phrase that each party understands, even if their mutual understanding is something unrelated or random phrase. I've heard "baking cookies" as a euphemism for making whoopee, itself a comic sounding bit of nonsense.

Learning what appeals especially to Twil would be a good place to start to look for more superficially acceptable terms, ones with more specific and zexy occult meanings. Words are fun and sexy talk is a reliable and enjoyable way to stretch, to warmup as you would for any other vigorous sexercise.