What's mildly amusing you today?

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I mean it might not be YOUR hands that need washing.

The mm just finished a phase of wiping her ass on the shower curtain or almost anything other than toilet paper. There were a few instances of suspicious face cloths left where one would ordinarily expect a clean one.

I told her to knock it off. We'll see.

Ew.

If it doesn't work, maybe you can get one of those rigid cone shaped collars for protecting a dog's ears from being scratched, and have her wear it as a skirt. Of course, that means you need to find alternate means of, well, you know.

Still. Ew. Good luck.