Cure-Alls

infinite monkey · 11-21-2012, 08:30 AM

In My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Windex cured everything.

Toula Portokalos: [narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.

Gus Portokalos: Put some Windex.

In Chris Rock's family, Robitussin cured everything.

Chris Rock: When I was a kid, I had to be near-death to see a doctor, so my daddy got into the habit of putting Robitussin on everything, and I mean EVERYTHING!
[Impersonating his father and himself]
Chris Rock: Daddy, I got asthama! "Well here, take some Robitussin!" Daddy, I got cancer! "Here, take some Robitussin!" Daddy, I broke my leg! "Here, put some Robitussin on it... that's right, let the Robitussin sink in there."

Chris Rock: Yeah, boy! Let that 'tussin get in there. Let that 'tussin go down to the bone! If you run out of it, put some water in the jar, shake it up, more 'tussin! MORE 'TUSSIN!

Well, medical miracles aside, apparently everyone should know the cure for back pain, for ANY back pain, is a pillow.

Yes folks, sit on a pillow. That's all you got to do. Who knew?

I don't know why the pillow does more than the padding in a chair. But it just does.

I've heard tell it works for hemmorhoids too, but the research is sketchy.

What are YOUR cure-alls?

11-21-2012, 08:30 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Cure-Alls In My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Windex cured everything. Toula Portokalos: [narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex. Gus Portokalos: Put some Windex. In Chris Rock's family, Robitussin cured everything. Chris Rock: When I was a kid, I had to be near-death to see a doctor, so my daddy got into the habit of putting Robitussin on everything, and I mean EVERYTHING! [Impersonating his father and himself] Chris Rock: Daddy, I got asthama! "Well here, take some Robitussin!" Daddy, I got cancer! "Here, take some Robitussin!" Daddy, I broke my leg! "Here, put some Robitussin on it... that's right, let the Robitussin sink in there." Chris Rock: Yeah, boy! Let that 'tussin get in there. Let that 'tussin go down to the bone! If you run out of it, put some water in the jar, shake it up, more 'tussin! MORE 'TUSSIN! Well, medical miracles aside, apparently everyone should know the cure for back pain, for ANY back pain, is a pillow. Yes folks, sit on a pillow. That's all you got to do. Who knew? I don't know why the pillow does more than the padding in a chair. But it just does. I've heard tell it works for hemmorhoids too, but the research is sketchy. What are YOUR cure-alls?

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