Fruit Pizza

[xoxoxoBruce]

Sounds weird but really good.

Cover a pizza pan with the crescent roll dough and bake till brown.
Cover with cream cheese that's been thinned out and vanilla added.
Cover about the center half with well drained crushed pineapple.
Cover the whole thing with blueberries, strawberries, and Kiwi... or whatever.
Thin apricot jam (sugar free for me) with water, and heat in the microwave.
Paint the thinned jam over everything, to hold it together when serving.
Pop it in the fridge, and serve cold.

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